modestmgmtofficial:

modestmgmtofficial:

*me on my deathbed*
nurse: any last words?
me: i……regret……… spending…………so much time……and money………. on…………….justin bieber…………….
*dies*
*single piece of paper slips out of my hand*
*the paper has one word only*
“SIKE”

why did ur nasty self change it from one direction to justin bieber wtf get his crusty croissant ass off my posts

(via closetstylinson)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via luveing)

safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

(via dassy1407)